Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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