Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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