My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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