If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
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he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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