Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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