nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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