literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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