So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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