The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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