Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
