Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(770): View more from Georgia

I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?

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(415): View more from California

And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!

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(541): View more from Oregon

Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs

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(417): View more from Missouri

I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield

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(514): View more from Quebec

He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways

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(716): View more from New York

Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?

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