Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
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What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
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foreskin is a definite game changer
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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