i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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