Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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