Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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