Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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