the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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