in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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