we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
