Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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