love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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