? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I am naked and annoyed.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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