"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
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I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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