Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.