her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.