I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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