that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
It's shark week go big or go home
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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