doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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