they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
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