remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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