Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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