Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
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