you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I just found puke in my bra..
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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