He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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