So drunk, too bad you don't want this
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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