my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
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Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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