Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
the gays at disneyland are vicious
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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