she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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