I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
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I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
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Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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