8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
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it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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