Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
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NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I lost the right to judge tonight
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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