I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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