ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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