so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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