I like to think it a success when the cops are called
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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