Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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