Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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