He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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