And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
handjob tips. give me some.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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