Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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