You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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