using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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