Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
