no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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