As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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