all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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