i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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