there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
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It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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