I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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